YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

I’m doing this as a series of periodic updates throughout the night.

10:00 – CSI:Miami is on. They were at this house with all these lazers in it. I thought, “Wow, Lazernet”. David  Caruso put his glasses on and said “Welcome,….To divorce of the future.” and then it screamed out YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH. This show has some of the shittiest dialog.

10:16 – These commercials are either old hippys acting like douchbags about anyolder then 90 or shitty cell phone comercials. why advertise cellphone models? how many people can afford to trade their cellphone in for every new model. How can they make thoose labs look like raves. The lights are all flashy and neon, their is rave music and shit. its a lab, make it serious. its a collection of dbags and bitchy women. It’s all attitude, neon shirts, and snide comments. I would think that in a shitty city like miami, even the public buildings should have non-glass walls and flouresent lights. they make the freaken poolboy look a genius mastermind.

10:43 – That was a great sandwich. I’m running low on food though. freakin car commercials. There is this shape i keep thinking off. a square with a smaller square at each bottom corner. I don’t know why. I vaguely remember it like Becky’s front yard or a kids playroom in Lees District rec center. think the front yard because it was all concrete with a gate at either side. there were big bushes along side one of the gates. the 17 year old is driving a fucking mercades. How the fuck is that fair? I hate how they make Miami look. It looks all post-modern titanium buildings with neon lights and super-model secetaries. I’m reality, its mostly poor cubans and drunken yuppies. I fucking HATE miami. I hate it so much I won’t even capitalize the word.

11:22 – I just realized that anime is as corny and formulaic as an old warner-bros cartoon. I could practically see porky pig walking into some of those gags. I keep thinking about old things that seem familiar but I’m not sure if they’re real or from a dream. I can “remember” this old theatre with a balcony. It’s all dark but the walls are painted goldish. the seats on the balcony extend back and climb the wall until the very top you’re barely in your seat. It also tends to remind me of the boardwalk in Ocean City. it justs like a carnival type entertainment where I’ve been more then once. It is probaby not real but the memory of some old dream. Last night I had a kick ass dream. Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic 4 was working at some old cambridge like school. this guy showed up who was Sue’s old teacher. he had a serious crush on her so he made up thing thing about copper. he used the excuse about the copper to talk to mr. Fantastic and see Sue. He demonstrated his process by using Mr. Fantastic in a magic trick. the Old teacher was actually a secret leprochan. he couldn’t kill people put he could make it seem like they dead. He replaced Reed because his trick had the doors of the building go flying around the room and replace each other. we had to figure out which doors he had been chained to. The doors went flying around but reed reappeared in the middle of the room instantly. he had been replaced by the leprechan. the fake Mr. fantastic tried to drive the Invisible girl to the leprechan. Meahwhile I’m running around a subrurb like around beckys and i’m fighting the leprechan. I cut him with my pocket knife and he went away but where ever i went things kept happening because i was cursed. Thats about when I woke up. I don’t know why I remember that dream. I used to see watching David Letterman as a treat because we were usually away somewhere and I was in a hotel. thats the only time i could see it, when we at hotels and i didn’t have a bedtime. I remember some shitty hotels. like roadside, route 66 style motels. It’s like there is a light on over my shoulder and my ear is really warm. I think i’m already coming down. Fucking space aliens on letterman. they are kinda bobbing aroung behinds him. PANCAKES! I wonder why John McCain is known for that? Stop kissing Julia Roberts ass. Man should be drilling that ass. The dog scooting his ass over the carpet in that commercial is funny. And why is the dish detergent commercial making me think of a monte carlo casino? I hate mcdonalds. who takes a concept like that that far? I didn’t think Billy Crystal was still alive. what has he done since the last City Slickers? Why don’t they have a section for summer final grades? I want to know what I got on that paper. I got an 85 in History of Virginia but I don’t know about modern military history. I wonder If I can go to the dining hall tomorrow? I feel like Aunt Eileen and Uncle Larry used to live somewhere else. I see it as being very verticle with lots of smoked glass. There was a HUGE basement with room small pods.  Poking fun at misspelling on network television. Yeah this is high enterainment.

12:15 – I think I’m going to wrap this up. I’m coming down and don’t really feel like continuing this.

A Continuing Celebration

Tonight is the third night in a row that I’ve gotten high in celebration of the end of classes. I didn’t really enjoy it as much as last night when I watched a trippy episode of Doctor Who. That was a great time. Anyway, today was kinda productive. I called Jay’s parents and got them to send me my money. Apparently, they were away for the past couple of weeks. Now that I’ve got my money coming, I should be able to pay my rent. My parents also gave me some money which I don’t really like. I’ll probably end up using it pay off some of my expenses like my credit cards or Mom’s birthday present. I just don’t know how much it is. I hate taking money from my parents.

I also did laundry today. Now I know about how long each cycle takes. I had to run the dryers twice because they did shit to my wet towels. At least they’re really cheap. I don’t know how many more nights I’m going to keep doing this. I don’t really have much to occupy my time.

Still Sleepy

I’m stoned again so I’m pretty tired. Nothing happend today for me to talk about anyway. I pretty much laid around watched shit on my laptop. I’ll probably go to bed soon and sleep until noon or later. I have nothing to do anymore. I didn’t wake up until after 3pm this afternoon. I probably could have gone even later. I dunno what to do anymore. I need a another job. If I was staying down here I could try and get one of those night-shift jobs at the Kroger. I dunno why I’m writing this.

Sleepy

I’m really tired right now. I’m going to try to keep this short. Today was my last day of classes. The final exam was easy and I finished my paper without any trouble. I hung out and messed with a couple of hookers on craigslist. I think it’s so funny to lead them on and then POW. I don’t really know how to express it really. I’m also pretty write now if nobody can tell. My stomach is killing me and I’m dead tired. I did some shopping and talked to my parents. Oh, and today had the single highest number of single hits in a 24 hour period. Thanks for that.

This Calls For Ironic Violence

Today the Supreme Court issued it’s final ruling. They struck down the District of Columbia’s handgun ban. This is horrible. DC has already had 85+ murders this year and now handguns are more readily available. Now I’ve already made my position on gun control known in the post “Dick Cheney is an Ass“. Of course those gun nuts in the NRA wasted no time celebrating the decision. Why can’t these people think ahead more then 10 minutes with this kind of stuff. I wonder how many more kids are going to accidentally kill themselves after finding their parents guns. I wish that Scalia would get shot in ass with a now legal handgun. Original Article

Apparently the upside to all this is that they said that you could restrict guns just not ban them outright. That effectively removes the NRA’s slippery slope argument. I think what should happen is that a new kind of “safe gun” is made that only fires if a specific person of something holds it and EVERYTHING else is banned. That would be legal under this decision.

For some reason I’m kinda out of it today when writing. I have felt odd while talking on AIM and now while doing this. I don’t know whats wrong.

I Almost Believed It

I read an article online today. It was the story of a drink the kool-aid Christian fundamentalist biologist leading an expedition into Africa to get evidence that dinosaurs still existed. I read it laughing hysterically. I thought it might have been real because some of those nuts who take the bible literally can believe some pretty crazy things. A literalist believing that dinosaurs could still exist? Sure why not.

Anyway, once I got halfway through I was appalled by the racist and egotistical of the “author”. I pretty much discounted the whole story as fiction when he referred to Atheism as a “mental disease” and his Chinese companion as “yellow”. The whole thing was just preposterous. He alleges that people who believe in evolution are all aware of dinosaurs but have undertaken a massive conspiracy to suppress the knowledge. This site is one of the best satirical things I’ve read in along time because there are undoubtly people who believe the same thing. Oh, and there is photographic “proof” of the dinosaur in question. Seriously, this is a must read. Link

My day was otherwise uninteresting. I went to class and did the normal stuff. Some little bastard camper stole my sandwich in the dining hall. I placed my order and when I came back to pick it up, someone had already taken it. I hope he liked it though; the combination of pepper jack, egg, and onion can be unpleasant for some. I felt like just wading through the ankle-biters swinging my tray. Fortunately I have some self restraint.

Currently listening to: “Act of the Apostle II” by Belle and Sabastian

I Hate Camp Season

Virginia Tech has been overrun by summer camps. You don’t really notice it so much when walking around the campus but it’s a whole other story once you go into the dining hall. The lines are out the door with kids who can’t be more then 15. Every seat is full, every shop is sold out, you can’t even leave because of the line for the tray return. I expected this since I had been a camp counselor before but I’ve never seen it from this side. Now I’m glad I got fired for a bullshit reason and don’t have to put up with the little bastards anymore.

I got a reply from my Better Business Bureau complaint today. FreeCreditReport.com refunded me 2 months worth of their improperly taken fees. That’s what the rude supervisor offered me when I called. I would have preferred 3 months but I really don’t care all that much. I’m just glad this crap is over.

The rest of the day was pretty much bust. Class was dull as fuck. I did research and got my basis Civil War industrial figures. Tomorrow I should start actually writing the paper. I can do 10 pages double-spaced with this material easily. I just don’t want to get started. I avoided working my spending most of my afternoon reading manga on my laptop. I don’t mind only having 3 channels on my TV, I just wish those 3 channels showed something interesting once in awhile because I would have really liked to stare at the idiot box for an hour. I currently get NBC, CBS, and PBS. I would rather have SCI-FI, USA, and either Comedy Central or Discovery. Oh well.

The Luckiest SOB in Blacksburg

I’ve always been pretty lucky when it came to classes and schoolwork. I was always the guy who never did any homework and would end up with a B in the class. I first noticed that back before college and into high school. I do well with the minimum of work. And it doesn’t only apply to school either. Things just always works out for the best. Today was a prime example. I blew off my morning class because there was no reason to go (nothing being graded or due) and when I did finally wake up at 1pm, there was an email from the instructor saying that she had cancelled our final paper and pushed back the other assignments. This was great because it gave me more time to work on my Civil War paper. I did nothing, literally slept through the day, and came out on top.

I spent a couple of hours in the library doing basic background research for this Civil War paper. The topic is whether the Confederacy could have won the war and if so, how? I was looking for figures on industrial output and population to show that the Confederacy’s only chance was European intervention. I went through the 1860 census agrigates and tallied up all the males aged 15-50 in most every state (I excluded the territories like Nevada, Utah, and Dakota). The states of the Confederacy had 1,337,876 white males in the age range at 1860 while Union states had 5,550,142. A pretty good indicator of inbalance.

I HAVE to go in tomorrow. I know I won’t want to but it’s not really an option to skip. I have to sign up for a meeting. I’m also going to try and pin down some industrial figures. Everything I found today was too broad or too specific.

That Was Interesting

What I wrote yesterday was interesting to say the least. I read through it and from what I remember, most seems to be a reaction to whatever was on SNL at the time. I would just like to mention that when I said I would “jack it”, I did not mean that I would do so to the I drink your milkshake skit. They were entirely unrelated things that just happened to be written down one after the other. I think I’ll cut this short and leave it to that.

A Stream of Thought

I’m really high right now. i’m gonna just type things as they occur. my spelling and grammer will be horrible. My feet feel like they are wet and there is stuff in between my toes. and there are little pinpricks all over the place so i’m constantly wiggling my toes. Carrie Underwood or some other blonde country singer just finished on SNL. Now there is some stupid red bull commercial. They are so much cruder then they used to be. I like the one where the bird shits on the guy so he gets wings, flys upove the bird and get ready to crap. That is so dumb. I HATE chad and 4 dummys in the alltel commercial. WEEKEND UPDATE! i hate john mccain. lol. fucking steroids. mike huckabee is a wack job. thats really mike huckabee. hes got a good sense of humor. I just changed my AIM message to 420 tolerant. kitten hip hop dance group. 301 pennies worth 10 million. snoop smokes too. lol. wooden blocks are the poorest toys. lololol. tina fey is so damn hot. I would hit that in a heartbeat. dont really want as much as kristen bell but thats pretty hard to top. scientologists are fucking insane. so are republicans. my fingers feel felty is that makes sense. im kinda horny. i want to fuck something so bad but damn. i wanna bury my face. damn thats dirty.

a skanky one who is shallow and self-obsessed. ROCK BAND FOR WII. I wanna head bang. just pound my head and rock out. donald trumps daughter has probably sucked alot of dick. yumm swiss cheese i love this taste. stupid subway. i’m pretty full actually. I drink your milkshake on SNL. He tries to drink someones milk. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! im gonna try and jerk it once this skit is over. nothing happened. damn it. im tired. and i don’t really want to do this anymore.