About Me

- I’m a student at Virginia Tech.
- I’m a history major.
- I work in a college dining hall.
- I am 20 years old.
- I am 6′2″ 180 pounds.
- I have short brown hair and glasses.
- I usually look like I’m pissed.
- I am an officer in the Virginia Tech Anime Society.
- I am a giant nerd, obsessed with comic books and sci-fi.
- I am single.
- I crave romance but don’t care about sex.
- I sometimes drink to excess.
- I have smoked pot.
- I’ve visited Amsterdam twice.
- I’ve had sex with prostitutes.
- I’m quiet except when I’m not.
- I have many acquaintances but few real friends.
- I’m a loner who doesn’t really socialize.
- I’m happy with who I am.
- I’m awesome when I’m with my friends.
- I usually have the most shocking experiences.
- I want to leave the country without telling anyone.
- I want to be a professional academic.
- I love riding my bicycle.
- I have a pet snake.
- I spend too much money.
- I only eat once a day.
- I’m completely random and perfectly organized at the same time.
- I’m a facebook stalker.
- I’m an AIM lurker.
- I’m a craigslist browser.
- I like heavy rock like Black Sabbath.
- I like softer music like Sufjan Stevens.
- My favorite movies are Transformers, Die Hard, and Iron Man.
- My favorite book is The Count of Monte Cristo.
- I am addicted to the internet.
- I masturbate more then I probably should.
- I believe in complete honesty.
- I aspire to public office on a national level.
- I realize that I’m unelectable.
- I love cloudy, rainy days.
- I have never really kissed a girl.
- I have a fear of spiders and snapping turtles.
- I wish I was fluent in Japanese.
- I have a tattoo.
- I don’t know where I’m going with this list.
- I have an unhealthy infatuation with Hoshino Aki, Grace Park, and Kristen Bell.
- I have a half-dozen different identities on the internet.
- I go to bed too late.
- I wake up too late.
- I procrastinate with most everything.
- I’m a liberal.
- I hate both political parties.
- I hate pundits.
- I believe government exists to help the people.
- I hate evangelicals.
- I believe in evolution.
- I want to express myself.
- I want to talk about all the things that I never the chance to.
- I want to keep a record of my life.
- I don’t really care if anyone reads it.
- I am The Quiet American.